At a bank trying to prove my address:
CLERK: "We have a discrepancy here… Your name here is Jani Eväkallio but this proof of address says Evakallio without the dots. Can you explain that?"
ME: "How much do you know about Unicode?"
I don't think I'm getting a bank account today
— Jani Eväkallio (@jevakallio) February 8, 2018